Leftover Biscuits

 

Chorus:

Leftover biscuits, Leftover ham

Leftover gravy in an old fryin pan

Leftover coffee, leftover tea

Now I’m all alone ‘cause she done left over me

 

I asked my wife if I could go out with the boys

Just a little party over at Jimmy Roy’s

She said “yes honey you know that I don’t care”

What I didn’t tell her it was a three day affair

 

Chorus:

Leftover biscuits, Leftover ham

Leftover gravy in an old fryin’ pan…

 

Then we went to a party

Over at my neighbors home

My and my neighbors’ wife were in the kitchen all alone

She was makin’ biscuits and I was makin time

Caught in the act by that little wife of mine

 

Chorus:

Leftover biscuits, Leftover ham

Leftover gravy in an old fryin pan…

 

Repeat Chorus:

Leftover biscuits, Leftover ham

Leftover gravy in an old fryin pan